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Paul Kilduff follows up his
first book Ruinair with Ruinairski, a companion travelogue charting
the trials and tribulations of exploring the former Iron Curtain via
budget airlines. An accountant, Kilduff has also written four
thrillers. Interview by Lucy White.
You’ve been all over Eastern
Europe writing this book: where was your favourite place? I liked
Ljubljana, the capital of Slovenia, possibly because the city has no
Ryanair flights so there are less tourists and certainly no stag or
hen parties. I flew there on easyJet via London Luton. The city might
be (another) new Prague - it’s full of history, markets, castles and
medieval squares, plus rivers and canals with boat trips, and there
are lots of cheap open-air bars, cafes and restaurants - just avoid the
fillet of foal on the menus.
And your least favourite? That
would be Brno, the second largest city in the Czech Republic, and
badly in need of a second vowel. Ryanair fly there via London Stansted
but don’t do it. Despite being a large enough city of 300,000
people, there really is nothing to see or do in Brno. So when I
returned I wrote a letter of complaint to Ryanair Customer Service who
replied to me, advising that Brno is more exciting than some parts of
Dublin.
And the most surprising? I had
low expectations for Gdansk after Michael O’Leary said, ‘Who
wants to go to Gdansk? There ain’t a lot there after you’ve seen
the shipyard wall.’ But there is certainly more to this Polish
port than Lech Walesa and Solidarnosc - there is even a bar there
called Roosters, where nice Polish girls in tiny red shorts and
tight t-shirts with pictures of ‘cocks’ dispense pitchers of beer
to blokes arriving on Ryanair.
What do you think of Ryanair’s
proposal to charge people for use of their on-board toilets? -
much ado about nothing invented by O'Leary? Yes, the notorious ’Pay
to Pee’ announcement is another classic O’Leary PR stunt with
little basis. As O’Leary said recently, “It
is not likely to happen, but it makes for interesting and very cheap
PR.”
What was the most bizarre thing
you have witnessed on your travels? Watching the Miss Captivity
show on Lithuanian television - it’s a reality show to find the most
beautiful woman in the nations prison system.
Which is, in your opinion, the
best/worst in-flight uniform? The worst is that Ryanair cabin crew
uniform in the same shade of blue as the Smurfs wear, plus they don’t
seem to do fittings for staff. The best uniform has to be Virgin
Atlantic - just watch their sexy ‘25 Years & Still Red Hot’
advert on YouTube.
When was the last time you were
truly impressed by an airline? I was on an immaculate and civil
German low fares airline named Air Berlin (which does not fly to
Ireland sadly) from Vienna to Dusseldorf. I paid €1 plus taxes for
the flight and was feeling pretty satisfied when the cabin crew came
around with free soft drinks and sandwiches for all.
Have you ever been utterly and
totally outraged at your treatment by a low fares airline? Being
abandoned for ten hours in Malaga airport by Ryanair with no
information or assistance was bad enough to make me write a book about
them, which I called ‘Ruinair’
What advice would you give
somebody who has? On any typical airline? … gather your
evidence, write many letters, complain loudly and persevere. On
Ryanair? … just give up.
Which is the worst airport in
Europe and why? When I was last there, Paris (Beauvais) was the
worst because it wasn’t an airport - rather it was a large marquee
tent in need of a party. One strong gust of wind and that airport
would move even further away from Paris.

Laughing Michael
O'Leary should give up day job and be a stand-up. As
Ryanair considers charging €5 to check in, author Paul Kilduff says
the airline boss should be on the comedy circuit.
"After 20 years of high-flying
success, it's time for Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary to leave his
present aviation job and assume his real vocation in life. This
realisation dawned upon me when I watched his performance recently on
BBC Breakfast TV in the now infamous 'Pay-to-Pee' interview. It was
immediately clear to me -- this man should be on a stage somewhere.
What would it cost to buy a full
minute's advertising at prime time on television, I wondered as
O'Leary positioned himself in the car park of his head office at
Dublin Airport, so that the Ryanair company logo on the roof could be
seen in shot. Probably more than a return flight from Dublin to Hahn
(near Frankfurt) or Torp (near Oslo), and quite a lot more than a wee
on the plane.
Having followed O'Leary antics for
the past three years in order to write two books about his operation,
I found his appearance exceptional in its audacity, even by his
standards. The car park was half empty -- the message was, Ryanair
staff do not have to arrive at work as early as their boss.
His was a typical PR stunt, yet the
media fell for it, as it does, every time. But to set up this canard
he wore a particularly cheap and nasty brown coat with the collar
turned up, complete with awful scarf, as if to emphasise the overall
cheapness of his airline. My only surprise was that he did not wear
another of his fancy dress costumes or turn up dressed as a hairy
lavatory brush.
In Ireland we know O'Leary too well
so we just laugh at him. What we don't do is, as BBC News 24 did, run
his manufactured stories every hour. Nor do we read out texts from
viewers which become more ludicrous by the hour, such as the text
accusing him of discriminating against elderly people because they
have "reduced bladder capacity".
And every time a presenter read out a
comment, the screen behind showed a Boeing 737-800 in the Ryanair
livery. And every time Ryanair appears on TV screens, bookings for
flights increase in exactly the same way that bookings on easyJet
increase when ITV shows Airline.
I knew it was a joke when he first
uttered the "loo fares" soundbite with a wry grin. Sure
enough last week O'Leary spoke at a Dublin tourism conference and
confirmed it was all a public relations stunt. "It is not likely
to happen, but it makes for interesting and very cheap PR." But
it was mission achieved with free media coverage once again, from
Dublin to new York, from Bydgoszcz to Brno. Even my opinionated
opinion falls for the same joke from O'Leary but on this occasion at
least I get to share a little of the publicity.
O'Leary does not have a team of
scriptwriters and he writes almost all of his own material. And in
case you think O'Leary cannot ad lib like the best of comedians --
think again. I watched him in action when the last Ryanair annual
general meeting was gatecrashed by a topless male environmental
protester. As the man departed O'Leary called after him, "Next
year send a topless female protester -- I'd much rather have an
environmental debate with a topless female." O'Leary is
introduced at every AGM with the words, "Now for the Michael
O'Leary Show." I wonder.
He's already done everything he can
for the low fares airline industry by inventing and then increasing
every discretionary charge known to man. Ryanair says it will never
charge passengers a fuel surcharge -- why would it when it has so many
other charges which it can increase? Imagine if you went into Tesco
and were charged five euros to use a credit card. You'd walk out.
And his customer service leads the
industry -- don't take my word for it, ask O'Leary. Or ask anyone
who's been left in a regional Polish airport at midnight in November
in a foot of snow.
His airline loses the least baggage
(because we cannot afford to check it in any longer), his airline is
the most punctual (because it waits for no one) and his airline
replies to all complaints in writing in a speedy seven days (because
of all the practice it gets in dealing with complaints).
So it's time for the retiring O'Leary
to ditch the dull aviation job and finally book a 10-night run at a
city comedy club. Certainly the drinks and snacks will be expensive
and there will be a mad rush for the best unassigned seats at the
front.
I for one will be happy to pay
whatever ticket price O'Leary decides, plus of course I will continue
to pay those nasty taxes, fees and charges, to see him become
Ireland's greatest stand-up comedian."

Hacked off with
Ryanair? Paul Kilduff was, to such an extent he decided to go on all
of their routes and write a travel guide about it . . . albeit a razor
sharp one. He tells all to Patrick Freyne.
PAUL KILDUFF'S new book comes
at the bargain price of one cent. However,
with taxes and assorted charges you'll still end up paying 12.99.
And thus with a satirical gesture Kilduff takes a
swipe at Ryanair, the subject of the book. If you're a fan you might
not appreciate an extended rant. Of course, the title is a giveaway.
Ruinair is an entertaining travel book based
around the destinations you can visit on the much-used but maligned
airline. It's very funny.
Douglas Adams once joked the Book of
Revelations was written by John the evangelist while he was waiting
for a ferry. Similarly the idea for Ruinair first came to Kilduff
after Ryanair stranded him in Malaga with little in the way of
compensation or apology. "Yes, the idea came to me in despair. I
was marooned for 10 hours and I was just so hacked off. I had written
books before and over the 10 hours I went from deciding to write a
stroppy letter to a whole book. I had a publisher and felt it was a
good topic."
Kilduff 's previous works were
financial thrillers, not a hugely populist genre, so he was unprepared
for the interest his new endeavour would stir up. "When I told
people I wrote financial thrillers they'd all just glaze over, "
he chuckles. "But when I tell them I'm writing about Ryanair they
go 'oh God!' and tell some story where they were left in the snow in
Poland for two days. So I knew I was onto something."
But to produce this work meant
Kilduff had to travel all the time, which took its toll.
"Visiting 20 countries in a short-ish time was a fairly
horrendous experience. Some of the places they fly to are so grim that
even spending 48 hours there can be a struggle. The trick was to see
what Paris Beauvais was like, or Haugesund Norway. And to be honest
there isn't much to do in a herring fishing port. So for every place
like Berlin or Barcelona, there were destinations with nothing to
recommend them and I found I was getting increasingly depressed,
flight after flight."
But why pick on Ryanair: aren't there
plenty of budget airlines to choose from? "After flying on every
single low-fares airline in Europe, I still think Ruinair are the most
hostile, aggressive and in-your-face, " says Kilduff with a sigh.
"And the flying experience is certainly the least pleasant. For
example, I went to Cologne on an airline called German Wings for one
cent. The staff were friendly and there was free food and drink. But
Ruinair have taken the model to an unpleasant extreme."
Part of Ryanair's mythology is based
on the cult of their unapologetic and mischievous CEO, Michael
O'Leary, and indeed the book has a picture of him on the cover and the
text is sprinkled with his wit. Kilduff is well aware the maverick CEO
is literary paydirt but also thinks the persona is a well-managed
pose.
"I've seen him on TV, at press
conferences, at the shareholders meeting, and he's always ready with
the soundbites, the aggression. But I've also seen him outside of that
context. The first was in the airport where he was flying in the same
plane as me. He was chatting with people, helping the staff and he
just seemed to be a very relaxed sort of guy. The other time I saw him
was at Christmas. I was in Hodges Figgis and he was there buying a
book and chatting to people behind the counter. He was very friendly
and civilised.
"I think in public he has
to play up to this cartoon figure. He has a soundbite on everything.
You ask him about oil prices, or Dublin airport, or BA and he'll churn
out perfect soundbites. I'd say himself and Peter Sherrard . . .
Ryanair's communications guy . . . craft
soundbites for every single issue. But, if I did have any advice I
would say buy Ryanair shares and go to the AGM. It's the best 30
minutes of entertainment you'll get all year. The chairman even
introduces him by saying: 'And now for the Michael O'Leary show.' They
just wheel him out. As I was leaving I heard one man say to his wife,
'He gets better each year.'" And is all this such a bad thing?
Surely seeing an Irish company
flourish internationally gives him some good feelings? "Well,
yes. I was in Paris Beauvais, which is basically a tent in a field,
and I watched all the planes landing, one going to Milan, one to
Barcelona, one to Dublin, and they all have the tricolour. It is
phenomenal that this Irish airline would be taking the French to Spain
or the Germans to Paris. Nobody would have
thought that possible 10 years ago. So you do get a vague swirl of
national pride.
"I quote Mick in the book
saying, 'We're stuffing it to all the other airlines in Europe and it
feels bloody good, ' . . . and that's true. And they've influenced
change on a massive scale. The fact a Pole
can commute to Dublin for 30 once a month indicates they've helped
Europe to integrate."
But you still think they're chancers?
"Yes. I'm still flying Ryanair [Kilduff is working on a book
about Ryanair's eastern European destinations called Ruinairski] but
I'm a seasoned traveller and I expect little. I still think the whole
thing is just a negative experience. The staff don't care about you.
When you complain the replies are baloney.
And I know from comparing them
to other budget airlines they're the lowest common denominator. But
I'm not disappointed this time. You play by their rules. You don't
change your flights. You get there on time. You
bring your passports and documentation. You don't over-pack. You
follow their rules because if you don't they'll charge for
everything."
So why do people keep going back?
"They're cheap, " he says.

Ruinair Author
Paul Kilduff on the journeys that inspired his new travel book...
"I was not the first person to
be abandoned in a foreign field by a cheap Irish low fares airline
named Ruinair, and I won't be the last, but I craved a modicum of
revenge. As I sat in the greasy departures lounge of Malaga Airport
for ten long hours, reading the back of my boarding card for the
millionth time and wondering if there would ever be an FR flight (the
'R' standing for Ruinair and the 'F' for …?), I decided to write a
letter to their famed Customer Service department.
But soon after I had a much better
idea - I had already published four novels so I thought why not go one
better than a mere letter and write a travel book about an epic tale
of human endurance on Europe's low fares airlines. I determined to
attempt to visit all the countries in Europe for the same cost as my
incredibly ‘low fare’ to Spain of €300. My publisher later
selected a better sub title for the book - ‘How To Be Treated
Like Shite in 15 Different Countries … And Still Quite Like It.’
The following 18 months were
amongst the worst of my life - Getting up before dawn to catch 7am
flights, all those taxes, fees and charges, queues, boarding scrums
last seen in the Six Nations, sitting for hours in planes with
vomit-yellow interiors and sticky plastic non-reclining seats, being
shouted at by cabin crew in a language known as Spanglish (who
can count neither passengers nor euro change), trying not to buy
chicken soup, scratch cards, bus tickets, Bullseye Baggies and
hangover cures in-flight.
I landed at airports far from
civilisation (of which Torp being 140 kms from Oslo wins), spent days
in towns like Haugesund (a herring fishing port in Norway) and
Beauvais (nothing like Paris 80 km away). I inhaled the carbon
monoxide poison of Andorra and I was the only tourist who overnights
it in Liechtenstein. I just about escaped with my sanity, plus 115,000
words; enough for a book.
Upon advice from my psychiatrist, I
sampled other low fares airlines. easyJet flew me to Athens (a city
whose reputation lies in ruins), a Spanish airline Vueling flew me to
Gaudi’s Barcelona and an Italian carrier MyAir flew me to sinking
Venice. The pink Swiss airline Helvetic flew me to Zurich’s banks,
HLX flew me to Hamburg’s Mile of Sin, GermanWings flew me to
the Christmas markets of Cologne and Air Berlin flew me to Dusseldorf,
while Air Niki (of Lauda ex-F1 fame) to the coffee houses of Vienna.
The other low fares airlines in Europe are cheap and the crew are less
hostile.
My increasingly insane letters to
Ruinair’s Customer Service department always merited a reply; my Eureka
moment being my formal complaint that their fares are too low, to
which Mick O’Leery replied to me in person sharing my view “that
fares of 1 cent or 1 penny are much too low“.
Mick is my all-time hero of Irish
business. Founded in Waterford in 1985 with one turbo-prop 15-seater
aircraft, 50 staff and 5,000 passengers, Mick has transformed Ruinair
to be the largest scheduled airline by passenger numbers in Europe.
His airline this year will take 52 million of us from A to somewhere
remotely near B, using 133 aircraft on 630 routes between 26
countries.
I hitched a ride to Stansted Airport
with Mick, I saw him at the company’s annual general meeting and I
even encountered him during my Christmas shopping in Dublin. Off
camera I found Mick to be mild-mannered and unassuming, which came as
a surprise; “We are a small Irish company, out there stuffing it
to the biggest airlines all over Europe, and of course that feels
good.”

BANKER
ENJOYS SECOND CAREER AS NOVELIST
DUBLIN, IRELAND
– (c) Dow Jones & Company Inc
– Like the protagonist in his debut novel, Irish author Paul Kilduff
enjoys playing tennis, people watching and travelling the world
working for a large investment bank. But that’s where the
similarities end.
Unlike Anthony Carlton,
the hero of Kilduff's financial thriller Square Mile, about the
inner-workings of London’s financial district, the author hasn’t
been chased by would-be assassins or become caught up in a web on
illegal international finance schemes. The book is currently on the UK
best-seller list. But Kilduff’s work in Dublin does provide him with
some fresh material for his second career as a novelist.
Kilduff says most of his
ideas come from his "mad, vivid imagination" rather than
real life work experiences, but it’s clear that his knowledge of the
world of high finance has a major influence on his writing – and the
two careers often overlap.
Take Kilduff’s recent
business trip to New York. The 35-year-old Dublin native met with
colleagues for three days, then took another two days vacation in New
York’s Battery Park, the Upper East Side and on Wall Street, doing
research for this third book, The Frontrunner.
Having worked in the
financial sector for 13 years, Kilduff says he has always been
intrigued by the scandals that have affected other banks, using them
for inspiration for his fiction. "Some are stories that I’ve
heard from people, others are things I’ve read in the Financial
Times," Kilduff says. ‘I pick up on things, scams I come
across, and things that have happened in banks in London, Tokyo or New
York."
Kilduff calls the
collapse of Barings plc in 1995, then Britain’s oldest merchant
bank, "thrilling," became it was the work of one person,
Nicholas Leeson, who seemed normal and wasn’t unusually suspect.
"When I was with HSBC and Barings collapsed, we went out next
week to Singapore to make sure our futures broker out there wasn’t
in the same position," Kilduff said. "The place was full of
auditors and staff from every bank in the world out there checking out
their SIMEX members."
The paperback edition of
Square Mile won’t hit the bookshelves in the UK and Europe
until January 2000, but Kilduff has already finished his second book
and is about one-quarter done with a third. Since its release in June
by Hodder & Stoughton Ltd in London, sales of Square Mile
have taken off, especially at Heathrow Airport, where Kilduff believes
many business travellers pick it up on their way to far-flung
destinations in Asia or the Americas.
‘The bookshop in
Terminal 4 has reordered many times," Kilduff says. "They
are obviously selling it in good volume because that’s partly whom
it appeals to.’ It wasn’t too long ago that Kilduff was one of
those business travellers picking up a book on his way out of London.
In fact, it was reading thrillers that gave him the push he needed to
begin writing himself.
‘I read (one
particular novel) and thought it was average, and said to myself,
"If he could get that published, I could certainly do something
quite similar," he said. Without any formal training in writing,
Kilduff speaks easily about the structure of a novel, and, for
example, knowing when conflict is needed to excite the reader. He said
he’s helped by a keen sense of observing people and situations
around him. Now most of his writing is restricted to weekends,
because, he says, it’s too difficult after a days work to focus on
writing. When he does write, he’ll do it with an idea in mind of
what he wants to happen in that part of the story, so he can hammer
out a chapter in three to four hours of writing.
‘If you sit down with
an idea in mind about a scene, that x does y and z meet this, and this
happens there, it will go very quickly, Kilduff explains. Returning to
Dublin five years ago afforded Kilduff the time and energy to juggle
his writing with his career. ‘In London I was busy and crazy with
working, commuting and the hassle of overseas travel, whereas in
Ireland, you can get some time to think about things." Kilduff
says.
As a sign of the times,
Kilduff included his email address on the last page of the book,
prompting dozens of readers from around the world to write and share
their thoughts on the story.
Not only did he hear
from old friends and colleagues, but he also got a note from a
newspaper vendor in London, who wondered if he was the inspiration for
one of the characters. And a London investment banker wrote to say
that his firm practices a scam similar to the one pulled off by
Kilduff’s fictional bank.
Kilduff has completed
his second novel The Dealer, which is set for publication in
March 2000. He says the book is very different from his first effort.
For one thing, it’s aimed at a larger, international audience. Square
Mile was targeted at the small segment of people who work in the
finance business in London, but Kilduff says he took a different
approach with The Dealer by focusing on an America angle and
placing scenes and characters on Wall Street or in the Securities
& Exchange Commission in Washington.
Kilduff, now a pro, also
thinks it’s an improvement on his first effort. "I started out
with very firm ideas about where it was going, how the plot would
evolve to different locations, and some of the characters I fit into
the plot after the event," Kilduff says. "The second book is
much more character driven.’

| BEANCOUNTER
TURNS BESTSELLER - Daisy Downes, Accountancy Ireland |
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| When a guy
tells you he worked hard for a B.Comm. in the 80s you know he
can spin a good yarn. Meet Paul Kilduff, the beancounter turned
best selling author whose day job is Vice President of a US
investment bank in the IFSC in Dublin. Paul's first book, Square
Mile, has been the top selling paperback in the City of
London over the past few weeks. His second, The Dealer,
is due for publication soon, and he's already at work on a
third.
Born in Dublin, Paul currently
lives in an apartment in Ballsbridge, with an easy commute to
work. "Dublin's a relief after 15 hour days and the hassles
of the London tube." Tell that to drivers on the Naas Road
or the N11.
He attended St Michael's in
Ballsbridge "educators of the cream of the country",
he says before adding "in other words, the rich and
thick". He went from there to UCD where he earned his B.
Comm. in 1985 and followed that with a DPA (now the Masters in
Accounting) in 1986.
Since the book came out he's
had email from all kinds of people. "One guy, a newspaper
seller outside a tube station, asked someone else to email me
for him. He wanted to know if he was the newspaper seller in the
book. In fact he wasn't. The guy I based that character on has
since died."
Paul's new found fame suits
him. He's been interviewed for radio in the UK. He's been
profiled in the press. He appeared on Sky TV's book program.
"I was glad it was on late at night. I thought that meant
no one I knew would see it but they did. It seems like everyone
was getting home late from the pub and just happened to turn on
the television."
"I suppose I decided to be
a CA because it's a good qualification," Paul says. "I
always wanted to work in the City of London so qualifying as a
CA seemed like a good move". He trained with Touche Ross,
now Deloitte & Touche, recalling how one partner sat with
his feet out the window of his upper floor office on warm summer
days, summoning staff at reception to retrieve his shoes from
the pavement below if and when necessary. "I enjoyed the
audit work. We had some interesting accounts, Dunnes Stores, the
Ansbacher accounts, and NIB. You have to see the CA training as
an investment. It's not great when earning say £5,000 a year
while your friends are getting £15,000 but it's worth it in the
end."
Having completed his training
contract in 1989, Paul headed for London where he joined the
American securities house, Prudential Bache, to work in the
investigation area "reviewing their business operations
around the world".
"Investigation is
exciting. There were days when I flew to New York and back just
for a meeting. You get to meet with the legal and compliance
people, and I guess you could say that some of the ideas for my
writing were inspired by that experience."
Since then, Paul has worked for
various financial institutions in the City of London.
The direct inspiration for Square Mile had an immediate and
somewhat bizarre source. Arriving at work for London
stockbrokers James Capel one Monday morning some years ago, Paul
was shocked to discover that the Director of Investment Trusts
who occupied the office next to him had been murdered over the
weekend. The victim a quiet, 51 year old corporate financier,
lived in a modest one-bedroom flat in Spitalfields and went to
visit his widowed mother every weekend. The murder weapon was a
serrated knife.
Despite being a high profile
case, the murder was never solved. The police investigation
uncovered evidence of a secret lifestyle: letters, videos,
nights spent trawling the bars of Old Compton Street, and
mysterious payments to an address in Morocco.
That Monday, says Paul, was the
day he realised there was a great novel to be written about the
City of London and that he was the one to write it.
Although he claims not to be a great reader, Paul is very much
up to speed with the "who's who" of financial
thrillers. His favourite author is Tom Wolfe (Bonfire of the
Vanities) but others left him less impressed and gave him the
confidence to have a go himself.
He set about the task with a
discipline any Chartered Accountant would admire. "The
average novel is 120,000 words - that's about 30 chapters with
40,000 words in each." He writes mostly at the weekends
being too busy with work to be able to think or write fiction
during the day. He aims to write 3,000 - 4,000
words over a weekend. That said, if it's a sunny Saturday or
Sunday, he's equally likely to be out playing tennis but he does
set himself targets and he meets them.
The manuscript finished, he
sent some sample chapters to about 20 literary agents in the UK.
"A couple of them came back almost immediately asking for
more. I met a few of them before settling on Judith Chilcote.
She introduced me to Hodder & Stoughton who were very
positive about the book from the start. They were in the market
for a financial thriller writer and I filled a gap on their
lists. If they had already had someone writing that kind of book
for them, they wouldn't have taken me on. Publishers don't buy
competing authors in the same genre as authors already on their
lists. They're investing in a writer for the long haul so they
like to meet you and reassure themselves that you are someone
they are happy to invest in. It's an advantage to be young. They
are more interested in investing in someone in their 30s than in
someone in their late 50s.'
The market Paul is aiming at is
fascinated by Nick Leeson's breaking of Barings or more
recently, the Martin Frankel story. Frankel is the American high
school drop-out, banned by the SEC from securities trading, who
recently pulled off one of the biggest frauds ever, siphoning
more than $300m from a group of insurance companies before
disappearing, leaving behind a bizarre trail of astrological
forecasts and a to-do list with reminders to "Launder
money".
"After Barings, the
company I was working for sent me out to Singapore to check our
operations out there, just to make sure that the same thing
couldn't happen to us. When I got back, I wrote up a report of
about 10,000 words. I guess that kind of writing was good
preparation for writing the book."
"It's probably true that
the financial markets lend themselves to fraud, particularly
where a head office is in one country with smaller operations
overseas, often in different time zones with communication done
mostly by email or fax. Also, people like Leeson tend to know a
lot more about the market they operate in than their bosses, so
they're more likely to be given a free rein. That's what
happened in Barings".
Back in Dublin since 1995, Paul only recently revealed his
closet fiction writing to family and friends. "When I told
people at work that my book was reviewed on amazon.co.uk they
thought there was some other guy with the same name. Eventually
I convinced them it was me", he says.
Paul says he has no plans to
give up the day job at the moment. "Writing is just a
hobby". But with two more books on the way, we've got to
wonder for how long. "Square Mile is mostly plot driven.
The Dealer will be a better book because it's character driven.
It's important for your second book to be better than your
first", he says.
It's not often Accountancy
Ireland gets the chance to read thrillers in the line of
duty. Square Mile is a gripping read. Great pace,
exciting, well researched, it has a couple of murders,
embezzlement, a hero you can empathise with, and it's in stock
in a bookshop near you. If you liked John Grisham's The Firm,
then you only need to know one thing. This is better and I, for
one, am looking forward to the next one! |

BALANCING THE
BOOKS, The Examiner, by John Daly.
John Daly meets Paul
Kilduff, the Irishman who's nurturing two thriving careers - as a high
flying banker and a crime novelist.
In a modern business environment where a simple
series of clicks on a computer mouse can result in the illegal
transfer of millions of offshore dollars, euros or yen, it's little
wonder that the financial thriller has become a permanent addition to
the best-seller lists. With the Cold War over and international
conflict now mostly confined to the more remote corners of the globe,
the glamour and danger of international intrigue continues to thrive
in those novels set in the major financial institutions of London, New
York, Hong Kong, and even Dublin.
Paul Kilduff is one of this new breed of thrill dealers, a man whose
banking day job has provided a rich seam of experience for his evening
toil as a thriller writer. The mystery surrounding a vacant desk on a
London dealing floor was the impetus that originally led to his second
career as a novelist. "I saw the vision for my first thriller,
Square Mile, when I came into work one Monday morning at a leading
stockbroker in the City of London only to discover a colleague would
no longer be sitting there" he recalled. "A middle-aged
investment banker who worked directly opposite me had been murdered in
his Spitalfields apartment over the weekend, stabbed several times.
The killer was never caught. It started me thinking - What if his
death was connected to his work as a big-shot corporate financier?
This was the genesis of the novel and the start of my writing
career."
Having graduated from UCD in 1985 with a Bachelor of Commerce degree,
Paul Kilduff is antithesis of the staid accountant with a vivid
imagination for financial thrillers that continues to rise in tandem
with his banking career. Having taken a job with Prudential-Bache
Securities that led him to Asia and the USA on frequent business
trips, it was partly the limitations of airport bookshops that also
helped spur his initial interest in the genre. "The chunky
paperback was a required possession on a nine-hour flight to Hong
Kong. And while there were many police, detective, serial killer,
legal and forensic thrillers on the shelves of WH Smith, it seemed no
one was writing decent financial thrillers. There are 300,000 people
who work in the City and many millions more who buy and sell shares
daily, and I wondered if they too were looking for something different
to read."
With plot lines in Square Mile, The
Dealer, and his latest, The Frontrunner, encompassing murder,
blackmail, secret off-shore accounts, hostile takeovers and a liberal
sprinkling of pinstriped sexual peccadilloes, Kilduff has joined a
select fraternity who bring multiple bangs to their fictional bottom
lines. Recently returned to Dublin where he presently works as a Vice
President in the IFSC, he continues to straddle the disciplines of
daytime commerce and evening fiction. "I try to write about the
types of varied characters who work in and around the major financial
centres" he says "I want to explore their interests,
ambitions, conflicts and lifestyle. I want to expose the inner
workings and dark underbelly of the City."
Ever since banker Paul Erdman's visionary novel, The Crash Of '79, hit
the best-sellers lists in the mid-1970s, the financial fiction genre
has spawned a growing number of writers who have parlayed their
monetary experience into the currency of imagination. While much of
the early output in the sector emerged from American writers like Tom
Wolfe, Po Bronson, Christopher Reich and Stephen Frey who mined Wall
Street's ruthless ethics as their operational backdrop, European
writers like Linda Davies, Michael Ridpath, John McLaren and Paul
Kilduff are now balancing the global literary picture with scenarios
set in the fast track market centres of the EU and Asia.
With Ireland's citizenry becoming increasingly aware of international
markets through their equity investments in companies like Eircom, CRH
and AIB, their interest in fictional financial scenarios has the
potential to expand accordingly. "I think if you watch finance
from afar, you are less likely to buy a financial thriller"
concludes Kilduff "However, if you actually own shares in
companies like Eircom, Bank Of Ireland or Abbey National and watch
them go up and down every day, it does increase the appetite for
further knowledge either in fiction or serious reading."
In a world where an honest buck or a
criminal million are often separated only by a mouse click, the notion
that greed is indeed good permeates all social stratas from the
sidewalk to the boardroom. "Ever since Nick Leeson demonstrated
how one man could bring down an entire bank, people's perceptions of
financial stability have changed. Wherever there is money, whether
that is in banking, construction or property, people may be tempted to
cross the line. If you're sitting there with millions floating around
you, it's very easy to consider taking a piece of the cake and saving
a few crumbs for yourself.
THRILLS BY
THE MILLION - by Ann Dermody,
Ireland on Sunday
Whoever suggested working in finance
was dead boring obviously never worked alongside Paul Kilduff. Dead
perhaps. Boring, never. Kilduff decided there was enough murder,
mystery and mayhem in the fickle world of finance after returning to
his job in the City one Monday morning to find one of his colleagues
had been murdered over the weekend.
The financier who sat opposite him
had lived in a modest one bedroomed flat in Spitalfields and had
visited his widowed mother every weekend. However the police
investigation unearthed a double life showing the victim trawling the
bars of Old Compton Street, and mysterious payments to addresses in
Morocco. The murder weapon was a serrated knife, but the case was
never solved.
It was enough to inspire Kilduff into
thinking the financial world was a hotbed of potential thrillers
however. So much so that the Vice President with a US investment bank
now spends his weekdays shifting hundreds of thousands of dollars and
his weekends scribbling hundreds of thousands of words.
The Frontrunner, Kilduff's latest
novel imagines a global meltdown in which various characters are
caught up. It begins with the assassination of the Chinese Premier
being recorded on live TV in Hong Kong for which an elderly widow is
charged. From there the book wings its way at high speed to London
then back and forth from Tuscany, Nerja and Hong Kong before finally
settling in Bermuda.
Logistics are obviously important to
Kilduff whose meticulous method and attention to minute detail allows
the plot of his books move at lightning speed around the globe.
"I plan all the books on an excel spreadsheet file. Every single
book with 30 or 40 chapters and three scenes in each chapter. I map
out how the whole book will develop and look at each scene to make
sure it's in the right place. I'll also track the main characters to
make sure they appear in every chapter or often enough to make them
critical."
It's not an exaggeration to say Kilduff writes like John Grisham. His
way of telling a story allows you the internal visuals to clearly see
the film that has yet to be made in your head. "The whole plan
really is not so much to make it a financial thriller rather than a
thriller about people set against a finance background" he says.
"If you take Grisham's The Firm; it's a book about a guy who
works in a legal firm but there isn't any legal case in the book. In
the same way I think my books are about how people evolve. They're not
about how to work in a bank."
If the big movie deal does
materialise, Kilduff says he'd be happy enough to leave the heady
world of international finance behind. Already most of his holidays
are spent travelling to new destinations to check out possible plot
locations.
September 11th he says has nothing to do with the theme for The
Frontrunner although the day he sent the rough draft to his publisher
the stock market fell by 6%. "I suppose I write for all those
people you see at airports like Heathrow travelling away on business.
A lot of them work in the financial services and I think finance is
more topical now. A few years ago it wasn't but now everyone owns a
few shares or is watching things happening on the markets. I did a lot
of travelling with my job in the City so I know what these places are
like."
Since moving back to Dublin in 1995
he's returned to a more normal pace affording him the time to write.
"In London the culture was coming in for eight o clock, sandwich
at your desk and then work until seven or eight in the evening. You
can do it for ten years and then you get exhausted or burn yourself
out. I have a much more normal lifestyle here and I can write more.
This year I'm taking a four day week which means I can write a few
thousand words on a Friday."
KILDUFF
EMERGES AS A FRONTRUNNER - by Fiona Shoop, Shots Crime Fiction
Magazine
With the release of
his third novel, The Frontrunner, Paul Kilduff, looks set to take the
world by storm and emerge as one of the best thriller writers of his
generation. He talks to Fiona Shoop about what makes him more than
just another City-based writer.
Think of the financial markets and you’ll invariably either yawn or
remember the scenes of devastation when the World Trade Centre
collapsed. Paul Kilduff wants you to forget all that and, in a
fast-paced, multi-story, high-thrill novel, emerges as one of the best
new writers of his generation.
The Irishman has
realised his potential. "The Frontrunner is a more complex book
than The Dealer. I’m trying to write a better book each time and
I’m very conscious of not leaving any dangling loose ends or
unsolved storylines. So, every plot or subplot I start, I would like
to finish with a satisfying conclusion. I wouldn’t want to leave it
halfway through the book. Each character has issues and I try to make
sure these issues are developed and, ultimately, resolved."
This is not an easy task
with so many important characters and storylines running throughout
the novel. Lesser writers would have lost at least one of the threads
but Kilduff is adept at juggling and retaining control of a complex
plot. "I do it on a one page Excel file. A sideways A4 page. I
plot down the left-hand side, say 30 chapters, and I have four scenes
in each chapter which gives me about 100 scenes. Each scene is 1,000
words. That’s the book done. "Basically, I write the scenes I
think are right and I move them around this template. On the
right-hand side, I write a column for each of the main six or seven
characters – whether they’re in the chapter or not. Jonathon (the
main character) is in each of the chapters at the very start, whereas
Lauren (the feisty Frontrunner – a term meaning to buy stock ahead
of your clients, thereby profiting from their buy) is not. I make sure
characters are in scenes and I develop them. At the end of every book,
I look at every, single character who’d appeared in the book –
whether they’re minor or major – and I’ll make sure, in my mind,
that every, single character had something happen to them and where
they’d end up. The last ‘press article’, the last three to four
pages of the book, wraps up five or six of the main characters."
Whilst stockbroker
Lauren is almost stereotypical in her attractiveness (which Kilduff
excuses as being typical, not of his imagination, but the City
itself), the au pair is not. "I think it’s easier with a female
character to make her appealing to men and to make her attractive. But
the au pair is not an attractive woman. I think you have to break the
stereotype. People at Jonathon’s work might think he’s got a
Swedish nanny at home and she’s 18 with long, blonde hair but I
think it’s quite important to break the mould and she’s actually a
bit different, a bit of a battleaxe. It’s easier to do it with a
nanny [than a stockbroker]. You can’t imagine a fifty-year-old
saleswoman who’s as tough as boots and who competes with the
men." Eva is not the only atypical character, Jonathon has to
juggle a high-flying career with raising two small children after his
wife died of cancer. "I think you have to have a character with
whom people empathise and who has some issues. Being a widower and
having two kids and conflicts makes the book more interesting. If the
guy is a very self-satisfied, smug consultant, then you don’t really
bother about him that much but, if he has issues and a conflict –
whether he goes to Hong Kong or takes his kids to the Millennium Wheel
on a Sunday morning – then he knows which is the right job to take.
It makes the character more identifiable and people can like
him."
There is a fear that
readers can identify too much with contemporary thrillers if the
events turn into reality. The Frontrunner is set in several cities,
including New York, in a world about to face a global meltdown unless
the main players can stop it. With the events of September 11th and
the on-going threat of a world-wide recession, is Kilduff worried that
the readers might not want to read about their reality – or would
this encourage them to buy the timely novel? "It’s a global
book, it’s about critical mass, about a wide canvas where people are
coming and going and meeting different people and lots of events have
an international, knock-on effect. If you were an average punter in
the world and that was happening, you would find your savings
disappearing, stock markets collapsing, people queuing in banks to get
their money because things are going to the wall. People would be
panicking."
"When it comes out
in paperback (in March 2002), I think I might take out one or two
mentions of the World Trade Centre so it doesn’t actually feature.
By September 11th, the book was already a done deal – it had already
gone to press. It could have been worse, I could have written the main
guy actually worked in the World Trade Centre. "It is a worry
when you’re writing contemporary thrillers that events overtake you.
If, for example, the Chinese Premier had died [as in the novel], the
book would have been incredibly timely or incredibly bad timing.
It’s a risk. This is a novel about markets collapsing and it’s
timely. I think people like that."
The Frontrunner is also
a novel with humour and shows how far Kilduff has developed as a
writer. His desire to grow with each novel will be seen with his
ground-breaking fourth novel, the aptly named The Headhunter. Set in
the City, it follows a recruitment advisor and one of his clients.
It’s also Kilduff’s first attempt at writing about a serial
killer. If The Frontrunner will establish him firmly as one of the
best thriller writers of the century, The Headhunter promises to take
him beyond that.
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FICTION PROVIDE USEFUL LESSONS FOR STUDENTS, AND ROYALTIES - Sarah
Butcher
Glamorous and unscrupulous,
charming and misogynistic - investment bankers have a chequered
literary profile. But the best financial thrillers and trading
floor memoirs illuminate the financial services industry for
those on the outside, including students choosing a career.
Kerry Hood of Hodder Headline,
the publisher, says that the public's appetite for thrillers and
other financial fiction is growing. Personal accounts by bankers
of their working lives are also in increasing demand, read with
the same fascination as the memoirs of former spies and SAS
officers.
Liar's Poker, an exposition of
Salomon Brothers published 12 years ago by the former bond
trader Michael Lewis, continues to earn its author large
royalties. It has been reprinted 23 times and is sold in as many
different countries.
Lewis himself is under no
illusions as to the source of public interest. 'People read the
books because of the money. They want to know what people do to
make so much money, and they want to know how their own money is
managed.'
Other traders-turned-authors
agree. 'There's pent-up frustration from the public,' says Frank
Partnoy, author of F.I.A.S.C.O, an account of life as a
derivatives trader at Morgan Stanley in the early 1990s. 'They
know that there are people making $5m a year, and they want to
know why.'
Accounts of insalubrious antics
on the trading floor may have also boosted Lewis's and Partnoy's
sales. Liar's Poker has gained near mythical status as the
definitive guide to egotistical traders. F.I.A.S.C.O. followed
in much the same vein: Partnoy recollects a secretary being paid
to eat pickles covered in hand cream.
However, Lewis warns that
sensational accounts of the trading floor are now dated.
'Students who read Liar's Poker and go to Wall Street are
disappointed. Liar's Poker was written when banks were
partnerships. Now that they are public companies, the
idiosyncrasies are far fewer.'
In the absence of corporate
idiosyncrasy, other factual authors have carved their literary
niche by suggesting that banking is simply tedious. Monkey
Business, written by disenchanted DLJ associates John Rolfe and
Peter Troob and published earlier this year, dismisses the work
of an associate in corporate finance as 'mindless paper
pushing'.
Having looked forward to a
world of limousines and expense accounts, Troob and Rolfe find
themselves stuck in a windowless room known as the 'Bullpen',
where their 20-hour days are illuminated only by the presence of
four attractive BAs (banking assistants).
Troob, who is now a hedge fund
manager, says that the perception that entry-level individuals
lead a glamorous life is wrong: 'It may look glamorous from the
outside, but these guys work very, very, hard.'
Nevertheless, money and glamour
provide a good premise for fictionalised accounts of the
industry.
Helen Dunne, the Daily
Telegraph journalist and writer of the Trixie Trader column and
book, says her readers are not interested in knowing too much
about the work itself: 'A bond issue is only interesting for
those involved in it. Readers don't want to get bogged down in
the intricacies.' Dunne advises graduates and MBAs who really
want to learn about the industry to read financial thrillers.
These, she says, often provide technical information as well as
entertainment.
So Something Wild, a book by
banker-turned-author Linda Davies, might be just the thing for
anyone who wants to know more about securitisation. The plot
revolves about an attractive heroine who securitises the income
of a rock star. Similarly, a perspective on global financial
crises is provided by The Frontrunner, a new book by Paul
Kilduff, financial thriller writer and vice-president at a US
bank in Dublin.
Students who want to be bankers
are an important market for books of financial fact and fiction.
Lewis says that one of the reasons why the royalties cheques
keep on coming is that some business schools have Liar's Poker
as a set book. Kilduff says that he receives emails from
students interested in the industry who thank him for removing
the mystique from banking.
MBAs at the London Business
School confirm that reading such books plays an important part
in their preparation. 'You can learn a lot from reading
financial novels, even though they sometimes exaggerate,' says
one.
In the absence of big bonuses
for the foreseeable future, writing informative and entertaining
accounts of life on the inside may prove an alternative source
of remuneration for many bankers. Hood, at Hodder Headline, says
the growth in the financial fiction market is being held back
only by an absence of good material. Everyone has been too busy
doing deals, she complains - at least until now.
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USING
FINANCIAL SAVVY FOR PAGE-TURNING THRILLS -
by Devika Sahdev © Earth Times News Service New York
Paul Kilduff's writing talents
surfaced in letters to friends and family at home in Dublin-- he was
often told his descriptions of life in London were insightful and
funny.
"When I went to London I used to
write letters home to everyone and they enjoyed the letters,"
said Kilduff, who now lives in Dublin. "In my job I started
writing because I was doing investigative work. You had to get your
facts right as well as develop a good story."
The jump from letter writing to
penning best-selling novels occurred in 1999 when Kilduff's first
novel, Square Mile, was published in Europe. He began writing the
novel in 1996 after he realized that there was a gaping hole in the
thrillers market for professionals like him--those who work in the
financial sector. There are any number of thrillers about
pathologists, forensic scientists, politicians and, of course,
detectives, but no thrillers about securities analysts. Besides
noticing the gap in the market, Kilduff also had first hand experience
of a murder within the financial world, a real-life incident that
motivated him to write about the world he knew about.
"One morning when I came into
work I found out that a middle-aged investment banker who worked
directly opposite me had been murdered in his apartment at the
weekend," said Kilduff. "I knew him reasonably well and the
entire episode was heavily covered in the papers and magazines. I
thought 'If someday I write a book, this will be the first two
chapters.'"
Working in London did not afford much
free time to write and Kilduff did not start writing till he returned
to Dublin in 1995, after a six-year stint at securities firms in
London. Working conditions were not as stressful and demanding on his
time, meaning he had time to write.
Starting to write was not easy.
"I found myself thinking, 'If I don't start this book now, I'll
never do it.'" said Kilduff. "I had some time, I had an
idea, I had a computer at home. I just thought I'd write a few
chapters, and that's how it all started."
Writing for the first time was like a
new job, he said. "It takes you a while to figure out what to do
right, to get the content, the twists and turns, the characters
right."
With a complete first draft, Kilduff
had to find a publisher--always one of the hardest tasks for writers.
"Every author had been turned down," he said. "Even J.K.
Rowling was turned down several times before she finally found a
publisher and now look at her." After going through almost 20
publishers and facing rejections, he acquired an agent, which, he
said, made a big difference. He got a two-book contract in 1998 and
immediately started work on his second novel, The Dealer.
"I would never have written a
second book if I hadn't sold the first one," he said. Having his
first novel finally published in 1999 was a thrilling experience.
"When you send off your manuscript, which is 400 pages long with
handwritten notes on the side, and it comes back from a typesetter and
it's perfect--that's an amazing feeling."
The next best thing was actually
going into a bookshop next to his old office, placed in the financial
district, and seeing that it was the number one best selling thriller
in the shop. Clearly there was a market for financial thrillers, and
Kilduff filled the gap well. Square Mile received good reviews and a
positive response from readers. He has a personal web site and he
invites readers to e-mail him in response to his novels. "I
receive three to four e-mails a day, and I honestly haven't gotten one
negative e-mail," said Kilduff. "I'm really happy that
people have the time to contact me. Writing can be a lonely business,
but when you get a bit of encouragement from people, it's worth
it."
All his novels are situated in the
global financial sector, from China to the Caribbean. His research
includes the work he does on a daily basis and his experience working
in large securities firms in London. The Dealer, was published in 2000
and his third novel, The Frontrunner, in 2001. Kilduff is currently
working on The Headhunter, which will be published in 2003. Kilduff
hopes that, while people who work in the financial sector will
naturally be interested in his novels, others will also pick up his
thrillers. "I've written them for bankers and also for people who
are interested in finance," he said. "Going simply for a
market of bankers is too narrow."
TINKER, TAILOR, BANKER,
AUTHOR. - Securities Institute Magazine
Dublin based Paul Kilduff leads two lives. By
day he is a Vice President with a Dublin bank. But in his spare time
he is a successful author, writing financial thrillers for a London
publishing house, meeting editors, agents, publicists and doing
promotional work, press and radio interviews.
Kilduff explains how this chartered accountant
and securities professional first saw the inspiration to write a
thriller. ‘I was working in a stockbroker in the City of London when
a colleague was murdered. His death made the front page of the Evening
Standard and was on BBC’s Crimewatch. I knew if I ever fulfilled my
ambition to write a novel, this would be the opening scene. Every
thriller needs a death on page one.’
After spending six years working in the City
with Prudential-Bache and HSBC, Kilduff moved back to his native
Dublin where he completed his first novel, Square Mile. He
found an agent in London and signed a two-book deal with UK and
European publishers. The Dealer and The Frontrunner have
since been published. Now he receives emails from readers all over the
world, public speaking invites and even tax-free literary royalties.
‘An Irish payslip often has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes
novel.’
But there is a downside. ‘I use much of my
vacation time to visit London and overseas locations.‘ Kilduff’s
novels feature the City, the US, Hong Kong and Bermuda. ‘A book
takes one year. Writing is not so time-consuming. Getting the
characters, tension, pace, dialogue and plot development right
requires most time.’ Kilduff has no plans to quit his full time job.
‘Writing for me is almost a hobby, a creative outlet. It’s not a
job.’
Kilduff’s fourth thriller The Headhunter is
published this month but he’s not keen to divulge the plot. ‘The
Oxford English Dictionary defines a headhunter as a person who
recruits personnel for senior positions, and also as a member of a
people who collect the decapitated heads of defeated enemies.’ Read
on.
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